Belong to men, not women!
Some of the biggest boobs in Hollywood don't necessarily belong to women. Sadly, some male stars have let themselves go and sprouted the dreaded man boobs (where's a "Bro" when you need one?). On the bright side, we can still count on a few more disciplined fellas to show off the sculpted pecs that we all drool over. In this round-up of the best and worst male chests in town, you'll discover who's got the goods and who's got more cleavage than a party at the Playboy Mansion.
KURT RUSSELL
Oh, Kurt. Is it time to pay a visit to Victoria's Secret? This onetime action hero used to send women's temperatures rising; now he's just a pasty blob that is in desperate need of a personal trainer, some self-tanner, and maybe even some liposuction.
DAVID HASSELHOFF
Talk about no lifeguard on duty. This former "Baywatch" beach god has clearly let himself go, judging by his flabby man boobs and-ick-gray chest hair. David, what happened?
JOHN TRAVOLTA
Danny Zucco, we hardly knew ye. With his incredibly fake hair transplants, pasty complexion, and saggy chest, John Travolta is definitely not someone we'd want some "Summer Lovin'" with. In fact, he makes us want to stay out of the water entirely.
ICE-T
It's one thing to marry a woman with supersized breasts. It's another thing entirely to have them yourself. Ice-T should get a citation for flashing knockers that large; why is it okay for him to expose his chest and not a flat-chested girl like Kate Hudson? We're calling the ACLU.
JACK NICHOLSON
So what do we think, C cup? D cup? One thing's for sure-Jack Nicholson needs some major support in his chest area (or, ahem, some lipo). Strangely enough, this beached whale look hasn't stopped him from scoring some of the skinniest women in Hollywood. Somebody please hand him a shirt!
SIMON COWELL
And here we thought Randy Jackson was the chubby one. Simon might be a real tough guy on TV, but his body is a pure softie. He's got a bigger
rack than Paula! We suggest he look in the mirror and throw some of
that savage criticism at himself
Can you think of any more??!!