So I'm kind of hating 16 year olds right now. Not because in general they have perfect skin, nary a hint of cottage cheese on their thighs, glossy hair they don't have to color every 4 weeks and none of those errant chin hairs (when did I start producing too much testosterone - and more importantly, why??). No, I'm hating them because when they finally get to my age, they will have at their disposal pills and potions that keep them STILL looking 16 years old. Like a pill that can make you tan...